Let's pretend we're in Antarctica.

Sorry it's taken me so long to post, I've been trying to keep busy. I made a shirt to match my stilt pants on Tuesday!
I am going to be the tallest, most orange-est and blackest thing you have ever seen. I'm quite proud of it.

Can you bubble bubble toil and trouble with a friend's kitchen? Maybe someone is willing to let you borrow the kitchen if you share the wealth?

I am doing somewhat better. I just wish I could figure out what to do. It's weird because I've been blatantly honest about everything, and it sucks that i can't do anything to change it.
Oh well. That's life.

Last weekend I went out stilting with my friend Ari on Saturday, then that night hung out with the girl. Mainly because we are trying to be friends and it had been really weird last time we spoke and it was sort of diplomatically needed.
I also smoked a lot. I've been smoking a lot. I have no idea what I did Sunday but I'm pretty sure I took a 3-hour nap and some point and felt like a complete waste. What about you? And what are you doing this weekend?

I'm doing better I suppose. When did we ever go to The Sheep Station?

It had been a little under two months. But we get along in every single possible way, which is why I don't like how it went. Usually I can find something wrong, but we have so much in common and she's actually smart and I can sit there talking to her for hours and it just makes me want to jump her even more.
Which I think is pretty wonderful. It's not like it was with K where all we ever did was fuck, this is stimulating me every which way and it's pretty fantastic! That hasn't happened since college and to be honest I've forgotten what it felt like.
It is hard to find a girl who can keep me on my toes intellectually. Not to sound conceited, but you know what I mean.
I jumped ship from Serious Eats blogger to go with this one because I couldn't handle two at a time. So..yea. I suppose I got what was coming to me.

Yay for Burning Man! Maybe you can fly to NY first and we'll buy an old school bus and razzle dazzle it up for the drive. I think just throwing paint cans on it should do the trick.
You will make me such a happy boy if we do this!

Why wouldn't you keep going with your Master's? Are you not liking it at all? And what are you getting your Master's in, anyway?

Hahhaha Big Poop. You can ride my Large Vag anyday.

You should put a sitemeter.com counter on here so we can see if anyone else is reading it. Because when people google funny phrases we might come up...

You are sorely missed. I've been spending more time at home because there are so few people who will go out with me the way we go out...

I wish you could meet A. I think you would be quite fond of her. And if you weren't, you could knock some sense into me.

The world won't stop ending. Every day work gets more and more depressing, as I'm sure you're aware. Did you know it is practically 1997 again??
Technically that means I shouldn't even be talking to girls.

Why would a Swedish person ever go to an Ikea overseas? But kudos to you for wanting to perve on them.

Speaking of perving, have you torrented Dollhouse yet? The show isn't so great, but Eliza Dushku makes for some nice eye candy.

I was hula hooping in the park tonight when two girls stopped me on my way out. They said they saw me hooping and said they were in the meetup.com hoop club if I wanted to join I could go on the site and check it out.
I would have, but neither of them was very cute so I decided the meetup.com hoop club was not worth it.

Besides, I'd rather "accidentally" hit someone at the park...

You are sorely missed!