I always thought you look like an Ethiopian princess.

That sounds like a terrific plan.

Do you think everything in Southeast Asia only takes 10 to 15 minute? Because I think that's a great way to live. I bet they all compete with each other and in the future it will be 5 to 10 minute. Because the Asians are innovative like that.

"This is my mute brother" is a pretty wonderful game. That guy really thought I was deaf, dumb, and blind. Sucker.

Our bus needs an upper deck for you to give tours on. Or giant speakers for you to give a tour from inside the bus. Anything where you can have a microphone/megaphone and speak. Or preach. I'd sure like to attend a church sermon given by you.

I just saw "I Love You Man." It made me miss you. Not because I love you (which I do!), but because YOU are the one who should go see all post-Freaks and Geeks movies with me! Who else will help me spot other alumni in the movies?
No one, that's who!

I took Friday and Monday off from work to freelance for some other company making a bunch of videos. We shot all weekend and now I have to edit 23 videos about packing and moving.
It's riveting, I tell ya.

How is the girl on the bus? Have you spoken to her yet?

I saw a very hot circus girl give an incredible performance on a rope and in a crazy sexy outfit to Nine Inch Nail's "Closer." I don't think there was a dry pant in the house. Male or female. It was beyond hot, whatever that is.

So I'm thinking of taking sideshow classes at Coney Island come April and May. Sword swallowing, fire breathing, snake charming - what do you think? Good or terrible idea?
I feel like it will really beef up my resume. Like so:
Skills: Final Cut Pro, After Effects, Photoshop, stilt walking, firebreathing, snake charming.

You'd hire me, right?

Here's a Top 5 of mine right now:
This video
A & I kissing goodnight on St. Patrick's Day (nothing happened. or has happened since. Sigh).
Of Montreal coming
King of Kong (watch this movie. You'll love the people in it.)
The hope of you and I going to Burning Man.