If I inherited a million dollars from a long lost anything...

...you and i would both take a year off and drive our bus to hell and back. we would travel across europe and give all the germans stern, disapproving looks, leap-frog india because i have a weak constitution, island-hop across south east asia telling everyone "we show you good time", do a loop-di-loop around my homeland (in a very solemn and respectful manner), camouflage our bus and hide in a cargo container to madagascar then hope to god the rhinos and hippos and negr Nigerians don't become too alarmed by our striking technicolour dreambus, skip south america because we get all them in north america anyway, and finally, play "this is my mute brother" up until the point where we reach the only place worth living in.