The future is certain. Give us time to work it out.

What do you think of our sweet ride?

I'm hoping this exact one is for sale - we can take out the seats to make room for mattresses, but we need a divider between them because obviously we are soldiers in Jesus' Army with our own Battle Van, and Jesus would not like the two of us sleeping so close together.

I love how there's a phone number on the front passenger door.

You need to come back soon. The (main) reason I'm still hanging out so soon is because she's pretty much the only person who will go to these things with me. But I need to stop because it's starting to really suck and emotionally drain me.
I want to go back to not caring and just dating girls for a couple weeks and being done with them. That was much better than this.
But those girls are not always wanting to attend the ridiculous events I want to go to. Like last night we went to a fashion show that incorporated a lot of circus-ish things like hula hoops and hoop trapezes.
You would have quite enjoyed it. It was quite wonderful for a variety of reasons...

You need to return ASAP and smack some sense into me. And get me out of my wallowing state, because you're one of the few who could pull it off. Others wanted to take me out for drinks and dinner and things like that, but you and I both know when we need to unwallow, we do it in style. And it hopefully involves some sort of trip and/or trouble.
Plus I never see my friends anymore. I'm done fighting to even get them to come out for something fun that is not "dinner and drinks." I'm tired of having so many coupled friends. It's really getting out of hand and I just don't want to deal with it anymore.

I'm glad your cute bus girl does not have a ring. You should ask her if she wants to ride your bus. And by your bus, I mean our Jesus Battle Bus. I would appreciate it if this time you wait until I pass out/fall asleep before having sex, though.
Just throwing that out there.

We don't always need super long posts! We can do stupid fun posts. I'll try to do that. It's hard to post at work because they have pretty strict policies about writing/contributing to outside things and if they see me updating a blog, they may check things out, ya know?
Do you know of any Blogger Apps for the iPhone? If there are, I will get it so I can write on the train and whatnot. I don't know of any though...

The footage of Mike and Doug was absolutely wonderful. It really shows how far up Doug's ass Mike really is. I never realized it until that video pointed it out. It was quite disgusting.

You, myself, and any other funsters (yes, I just used that word. It's for people who like fun) who want to join us? A two week road trip to the desert and back.
It has to be a Volkswagen van or a minibus. Those are the only acceptable forms of travel.
If they don't have air conditioning we'll look into other options...

I'm sorry to hear Of Montreal wasn't good. Maybe they were jet lagged/tired of being on a plane for 26 hours? Or maybe they were trying to rush off stage to go kangaroo riding?

What is interactive television? Is that shows with audience interaction - Price is Right? That's pretty interactive...or maybe something more along the lines of Maury Povich?

Come May I'll have been out of school five years. I feel like I've done nothing. And completely wasted 20% of my life. Looking back on the last 5 years I can't think of anything truly of note that I'm happy about or proud of.
And that's really sad. I know there are things other people are proud of my for, but individually I'm not very impressed with myself right now.

If you email me your address I will send you some ridiculous things. So long as postage is not insanely expensive...


I think what it boils down to is I'm depressed about where my life has gone and the current state of it and I want desperately to do fun things and get out more to events I actually want to go to (not stupid dinner and drinks), but no one is around to do the fun things with me. Except for the one person I get along completely and have a great time with, but wants nothing to do with me on any level other than friendship.