all we need is just a little patience

Oh yes, I hate bludgers as well. Although I suppose I sort of was one when I was on unemployment. It was enjoyable for a few months, but I didn't try to live off it forever...

Can't say I blame her for being in love with you - who wouldn't be!?

I'm doing a media server as well! It's nothing crazy, but it is so well done Best Buy doesn't even carry some things I need for it (wireless audio transmitters/receiver to send all audio sgnals to my tuner). I love it.

Napa was alright. Truth be told my family and I argued a lot. My brother was a giant prick of a control freak the entire time, and it just made me miserable and made me have no desire to be there.

We did go to this really cool place in San Fran called Musee Mecanique that had all these really old penny arcade games - it was a lot of fun. They were all mechanical and still working after who knows how many years.

Not to argue with you, but I'm pretty sure everything goes great with stilts. Okay except for maybe being sad, that probably isn't so good. I'm getting better...sort of.

Why would you not see Vivian again? You are so bad at being a lesbian! You meet these girls you have a ton of fun with and then never call them! And you don't even hook up, you just don't call! Did you get her number? You should ask her if she wants to go out for dinner. Perhaps seafood? Maybe tuna tacos for dessert!
God you must miss my jokes.

I've heard you mention Karla, but have never met her. Isn't she slightly above average in size? I remember a pic you showed me once and I think she was in it...
How is she in love with you when you are across the sea? Please tell me you aren't having super emotional email exchanges with this girl...cyber love is never healthy! Even in the age of Skype and ichat and all that.
Phone sex is still okay though. Do you think people back in the day had Morse code sex? Beep beep beeep beeeeep beeeeeeeep BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
(That was morse code for I'm coming!)

Do you mean it!? Are you really coming back? Because it won't be summer withou you and a big red bus!
Come back soon!!!

I'm doing a bunch of videos on how to move for this moving advice website. They asked me and didn't argue with price, so I figured why not.

Yup, trying to distract myself. Not working so well. Being pretty productive though! And if this results in me learning all sorts of fantastic skills, then I suppose it isn't so bad?

Can you please put a sitemeter.com counter on here? I want to know who is reading it!
And send me the l/p if you do it so I can track it too!

I will not be making out with any dwarfs! I want hot acrobats I can have trapeze sex with, not someone who can stand up straight and, well, you know...

I really hope you come back soon. My friends are rapidly becoming incredibly lame people who do nothing except be home by 10 for yet another Netflix night.
And who needs that!
Seriously, what is it about people that makes them incredibly boring once they are in a relationship? I would love to know. Fun people are turned into absolute drones as soon as they start getting serious.

I'm listening to Guns n Roses and wrote this entire thing on my ride to work. You realize GnR was the. First time you and I hung out? Such a wonderful time that was!

And you're right. That clown was scary. How about that girl clown, though? She was cute! My boss was like "I wonder which was your favorite" when he saw how much she was in the piece...