Ding dong!

The witch is dead! She quit!! She couldn't handle the pressure and media spotlight anymore!!!

Of course, this makes her free to travel the country supporting a "conservative agenda," but if there's one thing Americans will not vote for is a quitter!
Hip hip hooray!!


Are you all packed and ready to return?

Palin Writes Creepy E-mails

When Trig was born, Palin wrote an e-mail letter to friends and relatives, describing the belated news of her pregnancy and detailing Trig’s condition; she wrote the e-mail not in her own name but in God’s, and signed it 'Trig’s Creator, Your Heavenly Father.

It Came From Wasilla

Are you one of those "special" people who has to wear a helmet all the time to protect themselves? Because that is the sort of face you are making.

Get Your Motor Running

Feck bicycles. Today I went Quad Biking up in the mountains.

False Alarm

Sorry it's been a while. I was really scared because I dreamed about having sex with a boy and then I missed my period. Freaked me the hell out.

November 20!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwnidftwZ_M



Also here are some birthday photos: http://www.stuartmx.com/bday/bday.html
The redhead is A.

New York, New York

You are hysterical. I'm sure there is more than one woman for you - clone of you! We will have to get to work on that when you get back.

I agree, though. The older I get the more dealbreakers I have. And to be honest somehow super passionate about music isn't as high on the list anymore because all the girls who are passionate about it just get their "knowledge" off Pitchfork and I have no desire to deal with having to know a new great band every 3 days.

The new Twilight comes out in Ocyober or November. I want to say November, but I could be wrong. Either way we shall be there!

I super duper hope this Visa of yours gets approved. I miss you and need you back here! We went to Mars 2112 for my birthday, and it just wasn't the same without you. It's a restaurant near Times Square themed like Mars! Complete with people dressed as aliens and a virtual shuttle ride to get to the restaurant area! It was glorious. Wait until you see the phoos, it was out of this world!
I can't web tell you how often I've been making that pun.

Everything is alright here, except for the A front. Still the same as always... She's going back to Illinois for the summer so that will probably help put things in perspective. It's terrible, really. And all my friends really like her, they just don't approve of the situation. You'd probably like her as well, were it not for the crushing of your little brother's feelings.

Have I mentioned I am taking trapeze classes? They're glorious! I'm learning so much AND my body is becoming more flexible and dexterous! Which I can assure you has come in handy on certain occasions!
I'm also learning poi, so I can dance with fire at some point!
Speaking of, do you definitely want to go to Burning Man? If so I will start looking into transportation out there...

And where are you staying when you get back here? Do you have anything lines up or what? You know you are more than welcome to crash at my place if you need to!